What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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my egg roll

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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