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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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