- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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