Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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CHORGLUND

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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