Lindsay Lohan

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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The child was fired from his job.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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