- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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