- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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