Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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I don't get it

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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