- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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