- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

The lion swallowed his pride.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

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