- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Fat people

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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