What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

How old is your mom Dead

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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