Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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