An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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sucks Syntax...

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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