- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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