Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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White NBA players.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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