- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

What is better than life? Nothing.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Denard Robinson

Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

A baby seal walks into a club.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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