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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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