- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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