- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

knock knock who's there? faith

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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