Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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30cm = 0,3meters

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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