- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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