- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

A car walks into a bar.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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