What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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Once upon a time

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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