What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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jews

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Girls Lacrosse.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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