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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

i committed murder

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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