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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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