- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

i like turtles

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??