I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What's a joke? Funny

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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