A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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TIMMY

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Anti-Joke.com Post anonymously with no editing!

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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