"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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