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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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