- Anti Joke

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

here's a joke... the american education society

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim