Nero, sure you are okay?

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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