What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

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