Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

I named my son ps2 controller

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

A man walks into a bar

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Nero, sure you are okay?

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