- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

you know whats not funny white boards.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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