A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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