What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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woman's rights

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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my wife out of the kitchen

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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