Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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