Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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