Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

A Duck walks into a bar.

Detroit has a low crime rate

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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