What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

PIED NINNY!

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

here kitty kitty

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What is brown and sticky? A stick

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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