Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

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