knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

N-E Pats never cheated

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Male leadership.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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