what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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