10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

Guess What??? Ur Murr

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

What do you call a bear. Rob.

PENIS that is all

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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