A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

knock knock who's there? faith

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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