- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...