Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

What's red, blue & green all over?

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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