- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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