Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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