AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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think twice or at least think

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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