Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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You were born.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Matthew Wyckoff

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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