- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

I enjoy Popcorn

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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