Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Where's my baby??

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Whats 1+1? window!

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

whats white and sticky? a white stick

im saul and i love cock

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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