- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

My three children are three big mistakes.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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