- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

LO AND BEHOLD!

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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