- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Your so gay, that you like men!

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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