- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

... Chan chan

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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