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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Immigration Laws

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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