Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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How about that airline food?

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A man died.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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roses are red violets are blue

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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A dyslexic blind man

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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