So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Uh... You know them N words... When they come crashing into the neiborhood the neiborhood quality drops and gets totally destroyed youknow what im sayan? Uh yeah sure totally... Then you know they spread around smell up dirty and toxicify the whole area, they become so fat and loud and like take everything away from you. Yeah HEIL KKK!! WUUT? I was talking Aboot them Nukular warheds! You you... SOMETHING! Hey! Dont get offensive man, sorry I was just KIDDING!... yeah... KIDDIIING!

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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miha kako si?

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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