- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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