- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

mikey is cute

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

you see theres this guy.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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