- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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