What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

My spelling is horrible

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

This is a random Anti joke.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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