- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

knock knock whos there open open who the door

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

womens rights

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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