- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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