If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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