Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What is green and slow Grass.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Where's my baby??

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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