- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What can hitler cook well Steak

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

DERP

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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