- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Your girlfriend.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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