What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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