- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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