Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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