What's brown and sticky? Anal

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

I enjoy Popcorn

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Justin Bieber

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Actually it was me Josh brown

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Anti Joke

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