guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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