How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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miha kako si?

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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