- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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