What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Queens Park rangers

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

whats hairy and crys your mom

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

destiny

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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