Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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roy g biv

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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