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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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