- Anti Joke

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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A Duck walks into a bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Whats white? A fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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