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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Phew... it's gone.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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