- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What do you call an arab ?

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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