Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

You had better thumbs up this post.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What did the old man say? Im old

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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