Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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