Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Women's Rights

A hill billy went fishing

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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