Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Anti Joke

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