- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

woman's rights

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Call of Duty is a good game.

How old are you? 7

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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