- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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